This website is in the plainest HTML presentation I can manage to clearly communicate what I want to say.
This is an intentional statement on minimalism in an age over overly complex websites.
See here for rant.
I doubt many people will stumble down the rabbit hole and end up reading this page, hence the title. I am doing this for my own satisfaction, if I was concerned with many people seeing it I would post it on Reddit or similar. If you do want to contact me you can here.